I am utterly normal and probably the least exciting person I know. In fact, one day during my daily constitutional with my faithful dog-walking companion, we were discussing people who make their careers from their creativity and how there seems to be a direct correlation between these tortured souls and the passionate works they create. We were talking about my uneventful childhood, and my friend innocently stated, “Well, you’ll never be a Hemingway!” and she’s right. But the fact is, I’m okay with that.
I never wanted to be a Hemingway, in fact, never aspired to be
a writer. I still have trouble with the title and oftentimes feel
like a fraud. The only way I can see to maintain the charade is to craft a convincing story, and as I have mentioned before, to do that I must write what I know. I am an unremarkable person, so I write about ordinary characters. My protagonists are not gods and goddesses nor paragons of virtue, and my antagonists are not evil scheming demons without a shred of decency. They are all utterly human with human strengths and failings. I believe this is what makes them real and believable. And to keep my books from becoming too mundane, I can always call on the wealth of lunacy provided by my surroundings to inject a more colorful personality.
Although my home life is far too hectic to be conducive to any serious, Hemingway-scale attempt at writing, rich inspiration
abounds! In my family, I am the calm, cool, and collected Libra who keeps everyone else from murdering each other, but I am responsible for the welfare of a seriously entertaining lot. There are my temperamental, perpetually 9-year-old husband (No mid-life crisis here, folks!) whose feathers are in constant need of smoothing, and two technically grown ‘men’ (my sons) who delight in ruffling said feathers. My dog is a loveable clown and my cat is a stinker, and I wouldn’t trade a one of them for the world. They are loud, messy, maddening, and endearing, and have all found their way into my books … well, except for the cat. He may star in his own book down the road if I can ever find a quiet moment to do the illustrations. A girl can dream, right?




Well my friend, for someone who has such an ordinary life, you’ve certainly managed to craft some extraordinary writing. I always enjoy reading anything you create from a tweet, blog, message or book. You always make me laugh and often send me shuffling off to dictionary.com as a result of your intelligent wit and colorful language. You already know I think you’re terrific and I’ve spoken with the cat who I’ll be representing in the discrimination lawsuit against you.
Hi, Steph! You always cheer me up just when I need it most. I would say that you’re easily entertained, but I suppose it has taken my entire family to do it! And I’m really surprised by the cat. He WAS trying to get on my computer last night, but I had no idea he could be so duplicitous or that he could type intelligibly with those tiny, furry paws. I would have taken him more for a texter. Thanks for taking the time. Love ya!